Se a Montanha Não Vem à Maomé...
Finalmente, um texto escrito com calma!! Com todo o requinte, estilo, humor refinado e modéstia merecidos. Mas cadê os leitores?? Onde estão meus ilustríssimos e intrépidos leitores? Onde estão aqueles que costumavam dedicar preciosos minutos de seus dias atarefados só para fazer feliz esse pretenso pseudo-escritor, com seus comentários encorajadores? Existe vida em Marte? E por que tantas perguntas?É bem simples, meus caros. Vejo minha relação com meu blog como um cara falido que tenha apostado suas fichas numa coisa como uma empresa de delivery de dentaduras, por exemplo. Ou seja, chances de sucesso praticamente nulas, mas mesmo assim muita esperança e bom humor.
Vendo sob essa perspectiva, posso dizer que meu "departamento de marketing" - com seus sofisticadíssimos recursos de avaliação dos níveis de audiência e taxas de recall - fez chegar à minha pessoa um relatório que diz que o número de visitas do blog vai muito bem, obrigado (já temos em pouco mais de um mês de funcionamento mais visitas do que muitos sites por aí com orçamento bem maior recebem em um ano. Acreditem se quiserem. Eu devo ter mesmo muitos amigos e parentes cheios de compaixão). Contudo, foi detectada também uma certa queda na interatividade com nossos clientes (para você que estranhou o uso dessa palavra, estou contando uma histórinha comparativa, também chamada de metáfora. Portanto quando você lê "cliente", entenda "leitor". Na verdade, entenda o que quiser).
Bom, o que importa é que como o cliente/leitor tem sempre razão, devo confessar que andei mesmo pegando meio pesado ultimamente, com minhas baboseiras existencialistas. Houve uma época em que isso era altamente vendável, mas pelo visto, depois que Kurt Cobain morreu, perdeu a graça. Como o OUSOIN é uma empresa "on the move", estamos reestruturando nosso foco de atividades para melhor atendê-lo, caro freguês.
A prova de minha boa vontade será publicar no post logo acima algo com humor acessível e rápido, algo como... hum... UMA LISTA!!!! Sabem, daquelas bem toscas, a la Top Top MTV.
Não publico nesse mesmo post por razões óbvias: o pessoal adepto desse estilo de humor "de uma risada utilizando uma parte mínima do seu cérebro" não iria ler a dita cuja após toda essa lenga-lenga que escrevi aqui.
Então, preparem-se amiguinhos!!! Vem muita baboseira moderninha nas próximas postagens. Quem sabe até aquelas montagens engraçadinhas que quem não tem o que dizer posta, criando um círculo de plágio praticado à exaustão, e todo mundo adora. Na verdade, talvez até mude o nome do blog para "Blog Bacaninha" ou "Pensar é para Burros". Quem sabe.
* Após receber um gentil telefonema do departamento jurídico da MTV DO Brasil S.A., o autor deste blog declara que nada tem contra o programa TOP TOP ou qualquer outro exibido na grade da MTV, e que estava sob efeito de fortes entorpecentes quando sugeriu que a MTV ou qualquer de suas empresas afiliadas trabalha no sentido de emburrecer as pesoas. Manda ainda um grande abraço para todos os patrocinadores.
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lord, seus posts não chegaram a lugar algum, mas ainda conseguem escapar do clichê!
nunca tinha lido um post e quase uma errata dele nele mesmo.. huaaaaa.
mas o top top, por mais que seja ruim, não tem aquela faixa de cantadas pro artista favorito, que [b]com certeza[/b] deve está lendo (acho que nem a sandy lê isso mais, já que agora ela até xinga no trânsito). de qualquer forma, o importante é abrir a boca! mesmo que seja pra rodear sobre os assuntos que você não deseja falar, afinal existe a pensata e muitas outras com muitas informações exclusivas e de confiança (cof cof) pra falar as bobagens que todos querem saber.
mas gosto da expectativa por um grito de 'eureka' sempre presente em tudo o que vc escreve. =)
ai jeesssuuussss..
deliveryd e dentaduras é foooodddddaaaaaaa!!!!... deixa eu inventar um pra mim tb... vejamos...delivery de ixi, naum sei... nenhuma idéia... bola um aí pra mim tb hauhauhaua...
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conserta o 'mamomé' e não poe a lista? tô curiosa, porra! haha..
já coloquei!! e arranje mais visitas pro OUSOIN!!!!
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